What’s going to happen to my body while I’m dying?
Have you been kept awake at night, plagued by worries of what it will feel like when death comes for you? Have you wondered if you would poop yourself or explode when you’re hit by a train or if you’re awake and terrified when you’re eaten alive by a snake? This book has the answers you seek. If you’re looking for the science of what happens to your body at the moment of death and more importantly, if it’s going to suck, this book has you covered.
Every possible scenario in which you might die is explored in depth and using science and facts, broken down and demystified. Okay, maybe not every scenario but most of them. Drowning, freezing, burning alive, all of these are covered along with the more obscure ones like being killed by a haunted doll or a cryptid predicted bridge collapse. Each chapter presents a scenario in which you might die and what that will feel like. After reading this you will be armed with all the knowledge that you will need to confidentially meet death without fear. When you’re tied to a stake and the unruly villagers are setting the sticks at your feet ablaze, smile and know that it will only hurt to be burned alive until your nerves are burned off. That takes, like, three minutes tops. You’re welcome.
Writing is my passion! I have been writing for the past 25 years and below are my books, now all available in paperback, ebook, and audio formats.
Alice Delaney is a woman left broken after she is attacked, and her life forever changed. As she tries to heal and move forward, she finds herself more and more isolated from her family and friends who don’t understand her struggle. She is alone except for the spirits that follow her wherever she goes. Alice forges a friendship with a spirit who seeks her out in hopes of finding justice for her murder. Alice’s past collides with her present in this supernatural thriller where no one is who they seem and Alice learns that she may be the only one who can solve this murder.
Asa and Grey Thorn used to star on the most popular ghost hunting show of the early 2000’s, Mirrored Shadows. When Asa suffered a massive stroke on live TV during a Halloween special investigation, he was forced to retire early. Now, ten years later, he finds himself broke and in need of something more. That’s when he sees that a beloved amusement park from his childhood that was always rumored to be haunted, is now for sale.
Asa and Grey quickly buy the park and the adjoining home without much more thought then all the possibilities to redeem themselves and revive their careers. Soon though, they start to see why the park had been left uninhabited for so long. Tormented by the spirits in the park and the home, the Thorns unwittingly descend into the darkest realms of the paranormal and find that all they thought they knew about the dead, was just skimming the surface of the afterlife.
Dave was born to care for the dead. At least, that's what he was always told. In line to be a third generation funeral director he spends his days digging graves and maintaing the cemetery until one day his dad throws him the keys to a van and tells him he's been promoted. As a body removal tech, Dave's now finds that the truth of the death industry is not for the faint of heart. He'd rather smoke weed and play punk rock, but when the family business needs you, there's no ignoring the call.
This true story of death, family, and the struggle to survive will take you down a dark and winding path, and show you that sometimes our dreams are the only things that keep us going when death comes knocking.
Hindsight Story Night with Chuck Palahniuk
In May of 2022 I started attending Hindsight Story night here in Portland where writers can come and read their work to a live audience and get instant feedback. Since I started this I have been able to connect with a community of amazing writers and people who enjoy creative story telling. Below are just a few links to some of the stories I have written and performed live. People come from all over the world so if you’d like to attended, details for upcoming events can be found here: https://chuckpalahniuk.substack.com/